Movie quotes about marriage

No girl wants to marry a doctor who can't tell if a man's dead or not! (Sherlock Holmes)

In my country when a man gets down on one knee, it's because he either wants to get married or he's been shot. Sometimes it's both. (Ava)

Smart men don't get married. (John Brooder)

And please help Richard to marry Diane so that I may have grandchildren, and that the Pope may have more followers. (Richie's Mother)

Want to test your marriage for weak spots? Add one recession, subtract two jobs. It's surprisingly effective. (Amy Dunne)

The primal questions of a marriage: What are you thinking? How are you feeling? What have we done to each other? What will we do? (Nick Dunne)

The marriage of a wealthy girl always breeds interest... if nothing else. (Petyr Baelish)

Marriage is an important part of getting ahead: lets people know you're not a homo; married guy seems more stable; people see the ring, they think at least somebody can stand the son of a bitch; ladies see the ring, they know immediately you must have some cash or your cock must work. (Ellerby)

We need a witness to our lives. There's a billion people on the planet... I mean, what does any one life really mean? But in a marriage, you're promising to care about everything. The good things, the bad things, the terrible things, the mundane things... all of it, all of the time, every day. You're saying 'Your life will not go unnoticed because I will notice it. Your life will not go un-witnessed because I will be your witness'." (Beverly Clark)

You want to do some gambling and have some fun right away, or you just want to get married? (Glenn Guglia)

You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go! (Dale Doback)

I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. (Frank)

Will you marry me when you are seventy? You'd have nothing to lose. (Stephane Miroux)

Well you figure, you sleep one-third of your life, that knocks out eight years of marriage right there. So you're, y'know, down to 16 in change. You know you're just a teenager, at marriage, you can drive it but there's still the occasional accident. (Bob Harris)

You don't want to be named as anybody's girlfriend, and now you're someone's wife? (Tom)

You two are crazy to get married. Marriage ruins everything. (Miranda Hobbes)

Sometimes, the only way to catch an uncatchable woman is to offer her a wedding ring. (Senior Ed Bloom)