Funny movie quotes

I can't remember my wife's face. I worry I won't recognize her when I get back home. (Andrew Henry)

I like your plan, except it sucks. (Peter Quill)

You've been watching too many movies, you idiot, you've forgotten what life is about! (Screenwriter in Love)

What part of "small and friendly" did he not understand? (Patty Tolan)

I know a guy who knows a guy who killed a guy. (Bowery King)