Funny movie quotes 2015

I can't remember my wife's face. I worry I won't recognize her when I get back home. (Andrew Henry)

Are we going to stand around here all day, or are we going to fight? (Harry Hart)

How much more can they take from me? They got my blood, now it's my car! (Max Rockatansky)

How do we blow it up? There's always a way to do that. (Han Solo)

Say goodbye to my wife. I'll say hello to yours. (Sheriff Franklin Hunt)

You drive like my grandmother! Whoooo-hoooo! This is awesome! (Alvin)

Now were are going to shut his big mouth, aren't we?

Escape now, hug later. (Han Solo)

There are no chicks with dicks, only guys with tits. (Ted)

I don't want to go to jail. I want to go to college! (Jib)

I know the world's supposed to be round, but I'm not so sure about this part. (Chicory)

iPhone went bye phone! (Tito)

I was supposed to have a baby with my ex-wife. And the doctor who was helping us make the baby did help us make the baby but unfortunately I wasn't in the room. (Sam Brenner)

You're being an asshole! Alright? You know what I do with assholes? I lick 'em! (Steven)

You sold your soul so many times nobody's buying anymore. (Allison Ng)

I'm old, not obsolete. (Quote by Terminator)

Intellectuals have no taste. (Fred Ballinger)

Sorry I'm late, I was saving the world. You know how it is. (Scott Lang)

It's funny. You know. No matter how rich you get, shit goes wrong. You can't insulate yourself from it. I used to think it was death and taxes you couldn't avoid, but it's actually death and shit. (Nathan)

Guy's multiplying faster than a Catholic rabbit! (Nick Fury)

So you don't want to dance... but you do want to wrestle. (Gaby Teller)