Funny movie quotes 2016

What part of "small and friendly" did he not understand? (Patty Tolan)

My job is to keep you alive until you die. (Griggs)

One day, I'm going to get out of here and I'm going to rain down on you like the Holy Ghost. (Floyd Lawton)

If God didn't want them to be slaughtered, he wouldn't have made them sheep. (Bartholomew Bogue)

Your theory, as you put it, is horseshit. (Spock)

He's too stupid to talk and too ugly to eat. (Tiberius)

You're crying? I haven't even kicked your ass yet! (School Jock)

If we don't do this, it will be done to us. (Tony Stark)

Your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas. Can I come and visit you between the holidays? (Wade/Deadpool)

I hope she comes out of her tree before I have to bring out my axe. (Francis Underwood)

I am still white trash. I just happen to be white trash that lives in the White House. (Francis Underwood)

This is not the time for womanly imaginings. (Buddy)

Panda's don't walk. We roll! (Li)

As far as I can tell, my place is right here on the smart end of this rifle. (Hugh Glass)

Okay guys, I only have twelve bullets, so you're all going to have to share! (Deadpool)

I hope you're not apopleptic because they're going to take a lot of pictures. (Derek Zoolander)

I've missed not knowing things with you. (Derek Zoolander)

Let's dance... and by dance I mean kill each other! (Deadpool)

Sounds like you have a di*k in your mouth. (Blind Al)

One thing that never survives this place is a sense of humor. (Ajax)