Famous quotes by Chevy Chase

If he keeps it up, it WILL be his last Christmas. (Clark)

Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my as*. Kiss his as*. Kiss your as*. Happy Hanukkah. (Clark)

Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse. (Clark)