Famous quotes by Ryan Reynolds

Your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas. Can I come and visit you between the holidays? (Wade/Deadpool)

Okay guys, I only have twelve bullets, so you're all going to have to share! (Deadpool)

Life is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness. (Wade / Deadpool)

Let's dance... and by dance I mean kill each other! (Deadpool)

So what's it going to be, sullen silence or mean comment? (Wade/Deadpool)

I ain't super, and I'm no hero. But when you find out your worst enemy is after your best girl, the time has come to be a fucking superhero. (Deadpool)

It's Christmas day, and I'm after someone on my naughty list! (Deadpool)

Cancer's only in my liver, lungs, prostate, and brain. All things I can live without! (Wade Wilson)

Oh, hello there! I bet you're wondering, why the red suit? Well, that's so bad guys can't see me bleed! Let's hope these guys are wearing their brown pants... (Deadpool)