Famous quotes from movie Deadpool

You will die alone, if you could die... ideally, for other's sakes. (Weasel)

Your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas. Can I come and visit you between the holidays? (Wade/Deadpool)

Okay guys, I only have twelve bullets, so you're all going to have to share! (Deadpool)

You can't buy love, but you can rent it for three minutes! (Strip Club DJ)

Life is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness. (Wade / Deadpool)

Over a lifetime there are only four or five moments that really matter. Moments when you're offered a choice to make a sacrifice, conquer a flaw, save a friend - spare an enemy. In these moments everything else falls away... (Colossus)

Let's dance... and by dance I mean kill each other! (Deadpool)

So what's it going to be, sullen silence or mean comment? (Wade/Deadpool)

Sounds like you have a di*k in your mouth. (Blind Al)

One thing that never survives this place is a sense of humor. (Ajax)

I ain't super, and I'm no hero. But when you find out your worst enemy is after your best girl, the time has come to be a fucking superhero. (Deadpool)

It's Christmas day, and I'm after someone on my naughty list! (Deadpool)

Cancer's only in my liver, lungs, prostate, and brain. All things I can live without! (Wade Wilson)

Oh, hello there! I bet you're wondering, why the red suit? Well, that's so bad guys can't see me bleed! Let's hope these guys are wearing their brown pants... (Deadpool)