Christmas movie quotes

There is no God, but there is a Santa Claus! (Leigh Emerson)

Let this be my Christmas gift to you. You will remember what it means to love and be deeply loved in return. And when the opportunity to love once again presents itself, you will be ready. (Daniel)

It's Christmas day, and I'm after someone on my naughty list! (Deadpool)

There are many things from which I might have derived good, by which I have not profited, I dare say, Christmas among the rest. But I am sure I have always thought of Christmas time, when it has come round - apart from the veneration due to its sacred name and origin, if anything belonging to it can be apart from that - as a good time: a kind, forgiving, charitable, pleasant time: the only time I know of, in the long calendar of the year, when men and women seem by one consent to open their shut-up hearts freely, and to think of people below them as if they really were fellow-passengers to the grave, and not another race of creatures bound on other journeys. And therefore, uncle, though it has never put a scrap of gold or silver in my pocket, I believe that it has done me good, and will do me good; and I say, God bless it! (Fred)

What's Christmas time to you but a time for paying bills without money; a time for finding yourself a year older, but not an hour richer; a time for balancing your books and having every item in 'em through a round dozen of months presented dead against you? If I could work my will, every idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' on his lips, should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart! (Ebenezer Scrooge)

It's Christmas and the kid's gettin' his fu*kin' present. (Willie)

Arthur! Christmas is not a time for emotion! (Steve)

And may One Hundred Percent of your Christmases be White! (North Pole Computer)

Deb, you have such a pretty face, you should be on a Christmas card! (Buddy)

The best way to spread Christmas Cheer, is singing loud for all to hear. (Buddy)

There's no Christmas in the Army, Captain. (Gen. Thomas F. Waverly)

That's not my Christmas! My Christmas is filled with laughter, and joy... and this: my Sandy Claws outfit. I want you to make it. (Jack Skellington)

I'm glad he took our presents. You can't hurt Christmas, Mr. Mayor, beacuse it isn't about the... the gifts or the contest or the fancy lights. That's what Cindy's been trying to tell everyone... and me. I don't need anything more for Christmas than this right here: my family. (Lou Lou Who)

It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes, or bags. Maybe Christmas doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas means a little bit more. (The Grinch)

That's what it's all about, isn't it? That's what it's always been about. Gifts, gifts... gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts! You wanna know what happens to your gifts? They all come to me. In your garbage. You see what I'm saying? In your *garbage*. I could hang myself with all the bad Christmas neckties I found at the dump. And the avarice... The avarice never ends! "I want golf clubs. I want diamonds. I want a pony so I can ride it twice, get bored and sell it to make glue." Look, I don't wanna make waves, but this whole Christmas season is... stupid, stupid, stupid! (The Grinch)

All right, you're a reindeer. Here's your motivation: Your name is Rudolph, you're a freak with a red nose, and no one likes you. Then, one day, Santa picks you and you save Christmas. No, forget that part. We'll improvise... just keep it kind of loosey-goosey. You HATE Christmas! You're gonna steal it. Saving Christmas is a lousy ending, way too commercial. ACTION!

BRILLIANT! You reject your own nose because it represents the glitter of commercialism. Why didn't I think of that? Cut, print, check the gate, moving on. (The Grinch)

It's Christmas Eve and we are going to go celebrate being young and being alive. (Miles)

If he keeps it up, it WILL be his last Christmas. (Clark)

Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my as*. Kiss his as*. Kiss your as*. Happy Hanukkah. (Clark)

Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse. (Clark)