Movie quotes about God

Haven't you heard? God is dead. We have taken his place. (Laurens Bancroft)

It used to be that being a god, it meant something. People would whisper your name, before sharing their deepest hopes and dreams. They begged you for mercy, without ever knowing if you were actually listening. Now, when they look to the sky, they don't ask us for lightning, they don't ask us for rain, they just want to see one of their so-called superheroes. When did we become the joke? No. No more. They will fear us again. (Zeus)

God always answers our prayers. It's just rarely the answer we're looking for. (Sister Jude Martin)

I have to believe in everything in order to make things up. (Mick Boyle)

The gods won't mind. They've spilled more blood than the rest of us combined. (Jaime Lannister)

I have no interest in playing God. As far as his work is concerned, I'm not impressed. (Charles Ambrose)

I would rather stand with God and be judged by the world, than stand with the world and be judged by God. (Grace Wesley)

God has children? What, and a dog? A collie, maybe? God doesn't have children. He's a bachelor. And very angry. (Rabbi)

I hope that some day our Gods can become friends. (Ragnar Lothbrok)

If God is all-powerful, He cannot be all good. And if He is all good, then He cannot be all-powerful. (Lex Luthor)

I'm a Cosmologist. It is a kind of religion for intelligent atheists. (Stephen Hawking)

I saved your life twice now, boy... I ought' to be God to you. (John Fitzgerald)

You cannot follow three different religions at the same time, because believing in everything at once is the same thing as believing in nothing. (Santosh Patel)

God giveth, God taketh away. (John Fitzgerald)

Devils don't come from hell beneath us. They come from the sky. (Lex Luthor)

God will understand, my lord. And if he doesn't, then he is not God and we need not worry. (Balian of Ibelin)

It must feel like your God abandoned you. (David)

If this is what happens when God is looking out for us, I'd hate to see Him pissed. (Michael Murphy)

God must have some kind of plan to teach me some kind of lesson. I just can't figure out what it is. (Quote by Tick Wills)

You give godlike powers to everyone, it's gonna be chaos! (Hank Pym)

If you've created a conscious machine, it's not the history of man. That's the history of gods. (Caleb)

God must be a painter. Why else would we have so many colors? (Alicia)

Was I God? No. Because God didn't win the war. We did. (Alan Turing)

I always figured when I got older, God would sorta come inta my life somehow. And he didn't. I don't blame him. If I was him I would have the same opinion of me that he does. (Ed Tom Bell)

Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughing. He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER!

Sometimes I wonder... will God ever forgive us for what we've done to each other? Then I look around and I realize... God left this place a long time ago. (Danny Archer)

I've been all over the world, my boy, and everywhere I go people tell me about the true god. They all think they found the right one. The one true God is what's between a woman's legs, and better yet a Queen's legs. (Salladhor Saan)

Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children. (Eric Draven)

Do you know what makes a human being decent? Fear. And therein lies the problem. None of you has anything left to fear anymore. You rest comfortably in seats of inscrutable power, hiding behind your false idol, far from judgment, lives shrouded in secrecy even from one another. But not from God. (Loki)

I doubt any God who inflicts pain for his own pleasure. (McCoy)

The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fucked! (Stephen)

If our Lord wasn't testing us, how would you account for the proliferation, these days, of this obscene rock and roll music, with its gospel of easy sexuality and relaxed morality? (Reverend Shaw Moore)

I don't believe in God, but if I did, he would be a black, left-handed guitarist. (Matthew)

If the sky were to suddenly open up... there would be no law... there would be no rule. There would only be you and your memories... the choices you've made and the people you've touched. The life that has been carved out from your subconscious is the only evidence by which you will be judged... by which you must judge yourself. Because when this world ends, there will only be you and him... and no one else. (Dr. Lilian Thurman)

I don't remember much of those early years, but I do remember the rain. My grandmother owned a farm in Tuttlebrook, and she use to tell me that god was in the rain. (Valerie)

There was a man who was drowning, and a boat came, and the man on the boat said "Do you need help?" and the man said "No thanks, God will save me". Then another boat came and he tried to help him, but he said "No thanks, God will save me", then he drowned and went to Heaven. Then the man told God, "God, why didn't you save me?" and God said "I sent you two big boats, you dummy!" (Christopher)

 As long as there has been one true God, there has been killing in his name. (Sir Leigh Teabing)