Funny movie quotes

I like your plan, except it sucks. (Peter Quill)

Movie - Avengers
Actor - Chris Pratt

Sexy legs, baby girl. What time do they open? (Roman Pearce)

Movie - Fast Five
Actor - Tyrese Gibson

It's amazing how productive doing nothing can be. (Kevin Flynn)

Movie - TRON: Legacy
Actor - Jeff Bridges

I'm curious what makes you so curious. (Django)

Movie - Django Unchained
Actor - Jamie Foxx

If you touch me I'll more than alarm you. (Lisbeth Salander)

Movie - The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Actor - Rooney Mara

Two first class tickets for two first class ladies. (Conductor)

Movie - Nymphomaniac: Vol. I
Actor - Tomas Spencer

If they're shooting at you, they're bad. (Steve Rogers)

Movie - Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Actor - Chris Evans

She does look like she licked a homeless guy's ass. (Riggan)

Movie - Birdman: Or The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance
Actor - Michael Keaton

Let me give you some legal advice: Shut the fuck up! (Quote by Patrick Denham)

Movie - The Wolf of Wall Street
Actor - Kyle Chandler

We may be engaged, but I'm my own woman! (Gaby Teller)

Movie - The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Actor - Alicia Vikander

I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay. (Marsellus)

Movie - Pulp Fiction
Actor - Ving Rhames

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