Funny movie quotes

I like your plan, except it sucks. (Peter Quill)

I'm sorry, earth is closed today. You better pack it up and get outta here! (Tony Stark)

I'll ram this helicopter down your throat! (Tracy Faucet)

I'll blow a hole in your face then go inside and sleep like a baby. (Walt Kowalski)

I'm not negative. I'm just positive you're gonna mess it up. (Rico Santos)

Sexy legs, baby girl. What time do they open? (Roman Pearce)

You want me to say those three magic words, one of which start with an l... Ok, I'll say 'em. Lick my balls! (Peter Russo)

You have the grand gift of silence, Watson; it makes you quite invaluable as a companion. (Sherlock Holmes)

It's amazing how productive doing nothing can be. (Kevin Flynn)

You're not an asshole, Mark. You're just trying so hard to be. (Marylin Delpy)

I'm curious what makes you so curious. (Django)

Oh, hello there! I bet you're wondering, why the red suit? Well, that's so bad guys can't see me bleed! Let's hope these guys are wearing their brown pants... (Deadpool)

You don't know shit 'cause you've never been fucked in the ass! (Willie O'Keefe)

If you touch me I'll more than alarm you. (Lisbeth Salander)

I'm a hard-bodied, hairy-chested,rootin'- tootin' shootin', parachutin' demolition double-cap crimpin' frogman! (Shane Patton)

Two first class tickets for two first class ladies. (Conductor)

If this relationship is going to work out between us I need to feel free to party with a bunch of strangers whenever I feel like it. I will text you. (Batman)

Well, that is your name, isn't it? Calvin Klein? It's written all over your underwear. (Lorraine Baines)

If they're shooting at you, they're bad. (Steve Rogers)

They hate us because they ain't us!

Haters gonna hate, and ain'ters gonna ain't! (Dave Skylark)

She does look like she licked a homeless guy's ass. (Riggan)

Let me give you some legal advice: Shut the fuck up! (Quote by Patrick Denham)

Everyone knows that 'complicated' is a code word for bitch. (Margo Dunne)

You've got a plan? Okay, first of all, you're copying me from when I said I had a plan. (Rocket Raccoon)

We may be engaged, but I'm my own woman! (Gaby Teller)

I'm a guy of simple taste. I enjoy dynamite, and gunpowder, and gasoline! And you know the thing they have in common? They're cheap. (The Joker)

I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay. (Marsellus)